Just teach him to kick

NFL there would have been 10 flags just on general principle.

Be careful with Jareds at sandwich places....just sayin.

In their heads. All day. Every day.

A rich athelete vs. TMZ. Who the fuck are we supposed to believe?

*holding hands out like a scale* beer can...metal chair....

Keep it PG for the kids while you enjoy and joke about the vandalism.

It’s funny until you see Cueto go full retard.

No matter what happens people will project that and many more traits onto us. And we’ll still be fine with it.

He’s merely verbalizing what Brady is pretty much telling the world every week with his play.

Is there a John there?

That wouldn’t be the worst thing anyone’s done.

I’m fine with it. I’ll also be fine with when he strikes out to end a playoff game everyone posting stills of his face from that moment and laughing at him 100% more than they would any other player.

Dibs.

I clicked for Dixie Carter pics...dammit.

It just aint gonna be the same.

They’ve been choking for months, why stop now?

Lots of his ball washers throw a lot of stats out there that on paper yes, makes him seem like he’s still Peyton Prime. But all you need is your two eyes. Watch him throw the ball. Most of the time it’s cringe-worthy. Sometimes it’s actually comical. His defense is going to keep them competitive, but the other shoe is…

But wait...aren’t the Cardinals the “classiest organization in baseball”?