I’ve always thought of it as a defense mechanism. Imagine you’re the first black president and throughout your entire presidency, people are throwing the most offensive racist shit at you. Then the loudest and most obnoxious of the whole incapable and embarrassing lot actually wins the election after you and does…

It was probably serenity for him because that was the moment he was finally free of dealing with an ungrateful nation and got his life back.

She helped him peddle his birtherism bullshit. She deserves no sympathy. She’s not some poor, dumb model who got swept up in everything. She knew what she was in for and she’s profiting from it right along with him.

She’s an okay looking, flinty-eyed grifter who fucked around with the Orange Ogre when he was married to Marla. Then in a classy move, she names her son after the fake name he used when they were carrying on. I feel nothing but contempt for that trollop.

Oh fuck you, Mika. It’s different when your “friend” does it, right? Those bitches lie! she’s garbage just like Scarborough. They may hate Trump now that he’s gone after them but they helped foist that asshole on all of us. She’s a moron.

<jerk off hand motion>

I’ve said it before but I especially hate the Father Of A Daughter line. Fuck you. Either you care about this because you’re a decent human being, or you don’t. I don’t have a daughter. I have a son. And I’d argue that as a woman who’s been sexually assaulted, I care more about raising him to properly respect others…

I don’t want to be the one, but I’m gonna be the one. We tend to believe male rape victims for a combination of two factors: The first being internalized homophobia because the act is so “unnatural”, and the second being internalized sexism.

Dream scenario, highly unlikely, but theoretically possible. 2018 - Dems take House and Senate. Feb 2019 - Mueller proves all Russian roads led to Pence and Trump. They get impeached. Pelosi is prez.

SING MIKEY SING!!!! I will personally drive a bus to DC for you to throw people under! Name all the names! DOOO ITTT.

A few months into the Trump administration, a WaPo journalist retweeted a call for the Trump faithful to inundate the paper with fake scoops to prove how easily fooled the reporters were and said basically, “Yeah, you guys have been trying this for months. We just haven’t printed any of your fake news because we…

michelle obama sure seemed to think the position had responsibilities, and i, for one, thank her for her herculean efforts.

In other news, water is wet.

They deserve the disdain. How do you lose track of a living responsibility?? It’s not like he works at the factory by day and cleans offices at night and she’s an elementary teacher who’s also taking night classes to get her Phd... 😡

After the stories about how he treats his poor pets, he is clearly the worst Chris. All I see is a fratboy idiot when I look at him now.

You only have to graze nuts to make a guy feel like he wants to vomit. But for it to actually trigger the vom reflex, your strike has to be on point, accurate, and either ferociously hard and sharp, or savagely strong and grippy for a few seconds.

I love that they’re pinning it on the neighbor being a liberal and disagreeing with Rand Paul’s views, when it could just as easily have been that Rand Paul is one of those assholes who blows leaves onto your lawn.

There goes my appetite. I feel physically ill. How could anyone read those excerpts and think this is a joke? Those sick fucks! I want to crotch kick the shit out of both of them until their dicks don’t work.

I feel weird about all the fat-shaming comments I’ve been seeing on Jezebel since the Weinstein scandal broke. It literally has nothing to do with them being fat, and being fat has only a very tenuous relationship with self-control. It also seems quite a dangerous link to draw in cases like this, where an abuser’s…

I don’t even live in the US (yet) and I am livid. So they take away your insurance, if you can afford insurance you might still have to pay extra for birth control, sex ed is supposed to be removed from school from what I’ve heard, so women are supposed to keep their legs closed but at the same time they should cater…