Here’s an Easter miracle. I’m about to say something almost nice about Tori Spelling. When her father died 10 years ago, Tori only got $800k (900? I’m not gonna google it.) out of the $600 million. I’m honestly not sure what The Other One™ got but I’m sure it was the same amount. She grew up in a house dubbed “The…

Librarians are not to be fucked with! They will school you!

DEMS: Oh God Kansas why bother.

Even though I think it’s reasonable to call this close of a loss a success, never forget how adept democrats are at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

Look, it doesn’t matter who I killed, just that you remember I killed them bestly.

They always look like either serial killers or village idiots.

Holocaust centers.

The comments over on Gizmodo are depressing AF. To paraphrase, the elderly doctor deserved it, should not have raised his voice, should have just used his “cell phone to re-book patients from his hotel room,” and that this whole incident has been entirely blown out of proportion.

If only there were some way to keep airlines from selling more seats than are physically available in a plane.

So if I’m to understand this, this guy already paid for a ticket and was seated, but the airline wanted to give his seat to an employee??? How is this possibly the procedure???

I couldn’t even finish that. It was monumentally embarrassing. Jesus.

The old “Where are you from” question asked to Asian Americans. My best friends gets this all the time and she always says “I’m American” and never answers their question. Pisses me off.

I’m beginning to wonder if tonight won’t be a turning point as far as impeachment goes. Notifying Russia instead of Congress before bombing Syria isn’t going to go over well with the House and Senate.

Notwithstanding the time President Obama saved the entire US economy in his first 11 weeks.

Also never forget; Hillary was unsavoury because she was a warhawk who was going to drag the US into a bunch of military conflicts all over the world..................................

It shouldn’t have to be said, but I will say it anyway: If you voted for Trump because you “just didn’t like Hillary,” I will never fucking forgive you.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

What infuriates me is that what she learned from all of this is that she thinks she shouldn’t have voted at all. Really? With hindsight, you don’t wish you had exercised your right to vote for someone whose administration probably wouldn’t have ended up encouraging the type of ICE deportations that resulted in tearing…

“I did it for the economy. We needed a change.”

I feel bad for him. But her? Screw that. She should have listened to him more carefully, or, you know, not drunk the Kool-Aid and done some research. The only good thing to come of this is that maybe, just maybe, people like this will turn on him in 2020.