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They won’t answer because they don’t want to admit that if they offered pre-natal child support to parents, they’d also have to do it after the fetus leaves the womb. Fetuses are more important than former fetuses because the support they need is much more expensive and conservatives don’t want to spend money on

In the immortal words of Fox Mulder, “That’s a damn good-lookin’ man.”

I would say try to make some friends in grad school now! Unless your grad school is small and you already kinda know everyone. Knowing what I know now it’s hard to make friends at work too. It doesn’t seem to get easier. Like I can’t fathom going out with my coworkers outside a group work outing. I wish I could go

IMO, one of the best parts was also the reimagination of Dirty Dancing during Weekend Update.

I hope he doesn’t drop out anytime soon. Now that Trump has somewhat reeled in the crazy and Carson is about to drop out any day, we don’t have a lot of people who will bring the funny anymore.

Oh, god. Especially when it comes to pulling it off.

My body is ready.

In the early days of our country, there were giant herds of wild lawyers, until the mass migration of paralegal settlers from ~1830-1870 decimated their populations.

“Waft over” economics. You still don’t get the money, but you can smell it if the wind is blowing in the right direction.

Dude! Duuude! Also have you heard, a new Twin Peaks show is in the works! Yas!

Yeah, this guy keeps going on about how it’s wrong to argue that most men are creeps who will respond badly, an argument absolutely no one is making. Women aren’t worried about “most men” or even about some minor hurt feelings. We’re worried about that certain small percentage who will do something vindictive and

Now I like her even more. And those guns! Gay marry me, Ronda.

I would respect her more if she just wrote, “The key to having the body you want is a bank account that can get you there” and then nothing else.

Too bad you can’t just donate it to some poor soul. I’m all for loving one’s body as it is, but I can also totally understand someone who has no front and/or back, and wants a change... and I’m feeling charitable.

This is real. I know the people. It’s the scariest thing I’ve ever heard.

These are so very creepy. And I now have something to add - I am babysitting and the 11-year-old I watch just told me she knows something really scary.

Her friend, Maddi, moved to this neighborhood about 4 years ago, she was 7 at the time and her family bought a fixer-upper and immediately started work on the house.

Not supernatural, but spooky and cautionary.

John Waters or GTFO. Johnny Depp in Crybaby heads the enemy band. Cecil B Demented directs their videos. Divine’s ghost would be their wacky 80s sidekick. Also, she would eat each bandmember’s poop.