I’ve literally seen that said many times before. I’m like “You, sir, are no George Clooney”.
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It’s fucking entitlement. It’s the “I’m a nice guy” entitlement. Well I’m a nice girl I would like one Ryan Gosling please and like 10 million dollars.
Well the thing is, in reality, shlubby guys can get hot girls, and shlubby girls can get hot guys, if there is something else attractive about them. But you’re right, pop culture definitely distorts this so it seems like any boring schlub can land Kate Upton with one or two cozy one liners.
this is the modern day version of Regis and Kathy Lee that north America has been waiting for. A dynamic duo of grumpy-ish male and lovable female co-host who are both funny and who everybody has known forever.
Give it to me.
If I can’t get more Ice Loves Coco, then I’ll take this!
%100 WILL WATCH
YES! Future old hippies of the world unite!
What is it with moms and hair? Mine spent a solid half decade trying to get me to dye my reddish brow hair blonde and cut it short, and then suddenly it was, "You have the prettiest caramel-colored hair! I wish I could have long curly hair like yours!" I'm just waiting for the "but don't you think you should color…
I grew up Mormon, and so did this guy I liked high school. I asked him to hang out with me a couple times. His response both times (because it took me that long to take a hint) was "I can't hang out with you until I get home from my mission." Which would put our date... five years after I asked him.
Let us pour one out for the amazing catches that we lost in our youth.
Totally. We take it one step further and throw on flannel jammies as soon as we get home. Well he does plaid flannel pants and an old Iron Maiden tee with holes under the arms. And I top my flannels with a big ass robe because I'm always cold. And then we curl up on the couch and chat.
My neighborhood was a former Polish neighborhood with a little bit of Lebanese mixed in. (Jamie Farr, aka Klinger from "M*A*S*H"? He's from my city.) Poles and Lebanese got along swimmingly. My great grandmother and great aunt even ran liquor with the Lebanese mob during prohibition. But during the 80s, it became more…
I know—He needs his own spin-off.
I don't even believe in heaven or hell but I'm 150% sure he is one of satan's dumbest henchmen.
Hey brown people the whitest white man to ever white in America says this is all our fault. Well looks like it is.
ATTENTION Emma Stevens and boyfriend! Do Not eat that food. No matter how hungry you are, Do Not accept food prepared by a dude too stoned to pronounce Ranch dressing. Do Not wait this long for McDonald's. Ever. Do not pass go, do not collect dollar menu nuggets.
When I was in 2nd grade, my class made gingerbread cookies. The teachers orchestrated an elaborate ruse where they pretended the gingerbread cookies ran away. They left flour trails around the school, and wrote messages from the gingerbread cookies with chalk. Messages like "Run run as fast as you can, can't catch…