I’m so jealous of people who can do rides. Anything faster than a Ferris wheel makes me desperately sick. And it’s odd, too, because I have a notoriously steel stomach when it comes to sort-of-sketchy foodstuffs. My inner ears just suck.

Isn’t is crazy that the Republican party has gone so batshit crazy that McCain is basically a Democrat now?

Fuck that. As someone who has been stalked, I know it’s an incredibly embarrassing and traumatizing situation. Forcing her to discuss it publicly before she was ready to do so was downright cruel.

This woman has been through enough bullshit for 10 lifetimes. Hang in there, Erin. We’re rootin for ya.

I was literally coming here to vent about the same thing. I work with only a couple of other people, both men who I don’t particularly like on a personal level. I’m in grad school but haven’t really connected with anyone there either. I’d still categorize my high school besties as my “best friends” but I haven’t seen…

All the seasons of Californication are on Netflix. David Duchovny in his prime is something to behold :-)

He needs to see a professional therapist. I've been though similar with my hubby. Be supportive, but there's only so much you can do without a psychology degree. It's a slow road to recovery, but therapy can work miracles.

Is that Gerard Butler? They have Gerard fucking Butler playing an Egyptian??

Totally stealing all of these for when I have little ankle-biters of my own :-)

As long as Miss J is still on, I’ll watch. Sure would be nice to see some average/plus models on next season tho. Hint hint Tyra.

The problem is that hardcore Evangelicals don’t read the Bible. They’re spoon-fed opinions by politically-charged pastors and Fox News. Trust me - I’ve seen some shit, man. That’s why I’m a (liberal) Christian who doesn’t believe in organized religion.

You don’t need to feel guilty. “Rape fantasy” is an oxymoron because rape is, by definition, unwanted. We conflate sex and rape in our society when rape really is not an act of sex but of abuse and power. Feminism is about respecting others’ sexual choices, as long as they’re safe and consensual.

The women on SNL are killing it right now. Way funnier than the guys.

And how, exactly, do they plan to enforce this? Do you have to go get a DNA test, then carry it around with you all the time before you get to use the bathroom?

I have a very hard time believing that Miley would get pregnant to “hook” a man.

To be fair, do you know what else can spark a “hissy fit”? Freaking bronchitis. The last time I had it, I could barely get out of bed. I don’t see why both things - that she had bronchitis and a meltdown - couldn’t be true.

Didn’t Napoleon once write a letter to his wife asking her not to bathe for a few days before he got home?

Agreed. And Elle King should've taken Best New Artist.

I’m ok with it being a lot less formal than the Oscars, but I’m amazed at Taylor’s outfit. This the Grammys, Taylor. You’re wearing a tube top. I mean, she couldn’t at least find, like, an embroidered tube top or something?

I have uber religious parents and my sex ed consisted of religious books that boiled down to “your sexual urges are bad and you should feel bad” and very abstinence-only education in school. Well into my mid-teens, I didn’t know penises got erect and thought sex was when a man sort of placed his flaccid penis into the…