And how, exactly, do they plan to enforce this? Do you have to go get a DNA test, then carry it around with you all the time before you get to use the bathroom?

I have a very hard time believing that Miley would get pregnant to “hook” a man.

To be fair, do you know what else can spark a “hissy fit”? Freaking bronchitis. The last time I had it, I could barely get out of bed. I don’t see why both things - that she had bronchitis and a meltdown - couldn’t be true.

Didn’t Napoleon once write a letter to his wife asking her not to bathe for a few days before he got home?

Agreed. And Elle King should've taken Best New Artist.

I’m ok with it being a lot less formal than the Oscars, but I’m amazed at Taylor’s outfit. This the Grammys, Taylor. You’re wearing a tube top. I mean, she couldn’t at least find, like, an embroidered tube top or something?

I have uber religious parents and my sex ed consisted of religious books that boiled down to “your sexual urges are bad and you should feel bad” and very abstinence-only education in school. Well into my mid-teens, I didn’t know penises got erect and thought sex was when a man sort of placed his flaccid penis into the…

I WAS JUST GOING TO FIND AND POST THAT!! I had suuuch a crush on Ken after that movie! I hope he makes a full recovery!

This white middle-class feminist does realize that and it's why I'm a Bernie supporter.

Yeah, I agree. The first Zoolander was funny, but I just feel like they’re hamming it up at this point. The original Zoolander character was funny because he was believably dumb and shallow. Stiller is over-acting and it’s not funny anymore. I just didn’t get it.

I meant couldn't he, not Cindy. Damn phone.

It’s kind of arrogant that people just assume MJ wanted to be white, no? I mean, if he did have vitiligo, he could have been lightening his skin in order to even out the tone, Cindy

I like how they think we care about sex enough to make these dastardly plans. I'm not trying to speak for all women, but I've got important shit to do with my time and I'm probably only thinking about sex like 5% of the time, if that.

I’ll always love Duchovny tho. Especially as Mulder.

Ooh Skinner, I’m curious. Haven’t watched this yet (still re-watching the old ones) but I wondered how Skinner has aged, because in the press photos he looked good. Every time he and Mulder argue, I secretly want them to kiss...

I haven’t watched the new one yet (re-watching all the old ones first) but I’m gonna miss the Lone Gunmen. I love those guys.

Yup. Idk why it’s popular to insult Webber’s music. Is he the greatest composer of all time? No. Are his shows catchy and enjoyable? Hell yes. Lay off ALW, people.

The consent thing is so tricky. On the one hand, there’s obviously a lot of risk of abuse. On the other hand, what if the low-IQ person wants a relationship? Should we say that they can’t have a consensual relationship with a higher-IQ person? I don’t know the answer.

What would a reasonable alternative have been though? You have a mom who cannot take care of a newborn. Her support system, her parents, had several interactions with DCF in the past, and, for whatever reason, there was a suspicion that her father molested her at age 4 (though he was obviously never convicted). What…

I’ve encountered lots of men like this and, generally, no, they don't think they've done anything wrong.