I’m assuming they changed the “kept his dick wet” line?

Not necessarily - I was raised in a rural state, and most people there survived off of whatever they bagged during hunting season. There’s a difference between hunting for fun and hunting for food. For one, hunting for food is a lot more stressful. In poor, rural communities, hunting is a very important source of food.

You smoke shisha in a hookah...

I wouldn’t be surprised if it were coke. It sometimes looks like he and his guests have partook of some before shows. Sometimes guests seem way too excited to be there and Fallon can’t stop giggling.

Okay, well I hope nothing paranormal happens to you. It’s easy to say, “it’s all in your head.” What happens when your kid starts experiencing the same stuff? Or your spouse? Or when your pets begin barking or hissing at where you just saw a shadow move? Is it still all in your head? How about nasty noticeable smells…

I recently read something about chickpea flour mixed with water - can anyone vouch for this? I’m also part Sasquach.

No experience with peels, but I recently started using retinol night cream and I’ve noticed huge changes in my skin. Dry patches and bumps are gone. Would highly recommend and it wasn’t expensive either!

I feel you. I have a very hard time making friends and the close friends i do have are very far away now. If anyone had any tips, I’d love to hear them. Someone needs to start a tinder for friend-finding.

Parents wouldn’t let me watch Casper (religious), so my moment was riiiight around here:

Why would I not be serious? You think that the billions of people who have experienced hauntings and paranormal activity are all crazy or paranoid or making it up? Just because you may not believe in it doesn’t discount what everyone else have experienced. Unless you’ve gone through it - and it’s not fun, by the way -…

Well I’m not professionally trained or anything, but usually I just burn sage and walk through each room of the house reciting a prayer or Bible passage (I’m sure any sort of thing that makes you feel safe would work), then I smudge a cross over each doorway/entryway. Like I said, not trained, but it seems to have…

Ooh I think you’re right - that makes the story so much scarier! I googled it and it seems like bears usually have a yellow or green eyeshine... *shivers*

Haunted houses are serious business where I live - like there are places that make you sign releases that you won’t sue. They’re not fun for me anymore. I’m not looking to have a panic attack at a haunted house. I’d be happy to go back to the days where shit just jumped out at you and get rid of this “you’re going to…

You need to tell your neighbor to knock that shit off. Not only could it be the doll, but it’s common for ghost hunters to bring things home with them. Try cleansing your home with sage and sternly tell the thing to leave - yes, out loud, even if it feels crazy. If that doesn’t work, you may have to contact a psychic…

Not discounting the paranormal, but bears can open car doors and are known to get up on their hind legs and push on a car to get in. They look big and clumsy but can be surprisingly nimble with their paws. IDK if there are bears where this happened, but I wouldn’t be surprised.

Oooh, doppelgangers! Creepy! Isn’t the legend that if you see one, you’re going to die (I guess you guys got lucky haha). I seem to remember reading that Abraham Lincoln used to see his doppelganger.

That sounds almost exactly like sleep paralysis episodes I’ve had many times - especially the part about not being able to speak. I have had sleep paralysis so often that I actually know when it’s happening now and am able to tell myself to hang tight for a while and I’ll wake up.

As someone who was the victim of a legit demonic haunting/attachment/who knows (the demon actually appeared to me, in full form, which is a story I shared on here several years ago), I definitely know how weird and awful it’s been for you. I don’t tell a lot of people about it IRL for fear of sounding crazy, but it…

Holy shit that was creepy!

Forgive me if I’ve shared this story on here before. When I was a teenager, we moved to a very haunted house. It was a fairly standard one-story small house, but you could feel that something was off just walking in. The air was...heavy, I guess. That’s the only way I know how to describe it.