You need to tell your neighbor to knock that shit off. Not only could it be the doll, but it’s common for ghost hunters to bring things home with them. Try cleansing your home with sage and sternly tell the thing to leave - yes, out loud, even if it feels crazy. If that doesn’t work, you may have to contact a psychic…

Not discounting the paranormal, but bears can open car doors and are known to get up on their hind legs and push on a car to get in. They look big and clumsy but can be surprisingly nimble with their paws. IDK if there are bears where this happened, but I wouldn’t be surprised.

Oooh, doppelgangers! Creepy! Isn’t the legend that if you see one, you’re going to die (I guess you guys got lucky haha). I seem to remember reading that Abraham Lincoln used to see his doppelganger.

That sounds almost exactly like sleep paralysis episodes I’ve had many times - especially the part about not being able to speak. I have had sleep paralysis so often that I actually know when it’s happening now and am able to tell myself to hang tight for a while and I’ll wake up.

As someone who was the victim of a legit demonic haunting/attachment/who knows (the demon actually appeared to me, in full form, which is a story I shared on here several years ago), I definitely know how weird and awful it’s been for you. I don’t tell a lot of people about it IRL for fear of sounding crazy, but it…

Holy shit that was creepy!

Forgive me if I’ve shared this story on here before. When I was a teenager, we moved to a very haunted house. It was a fairly standard one-story small house, but you could feel that something was off just walking in. The air was...heavy, I guess. That’s the only way I know how to describe it.

Courts can allow medical records to be subpoenaed.

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

I totally came down here to say that.

A judge can nix a plea deal.

People still get scurvy, yo.

Your analysis makes me believe you have never been in extreme poverty. If you just save $50 a month, it will take you almost two years to take Ramsey’s first “baby step.” And even $50 a month is often unrealistic. When I was in college, I made a whole $500 a month working two jobs. $300 went to rent, which was cheap.…

But what I’m saying is that a lot of poor people aren’t poor because of “bad decisions.” They’re just poor. When I went through it, I didn’t smoke, I didn’t drink, I never bought fancy coffee drinks (drank it black out of the drip machine at my office), didn’t buy soda, didn’t eat out, didn’t have a car, didn’t buy…

I used to sleep through breakfast on my days off just so I wouldn’t have the extra cost of breakfast.

Oh yeah. A lot of people here are saying, just do a manual register. Well that’s all well and good, only if you deposit $100 on day 1 at 12:00 p.m. and spend $50 on day 1 at 2:00 p.m., your manual register is going to say you have $50. The bank is going to say you have -$50 + a $35 overdraft charge. That means when…

You hit the nail right on the head. I too clawed my way out of poverty to relative success. Do I work hard for my paycheck? Yeah. Did I work hard for my $6.25/hour paycheck too? Yeah. People love to believe that their success was totally their doing and their gumption and their hard work wen the truth is, for most…

Yup. At least the Jr. Whopper isn’t covered in flies. Been there, done that. Even boxed stuff I would buy sometimes would have maggots or something. It’s devastating to spend all you have on cheap, crappy food, then have that crappy food turn out to be inedible.

You’re gonna get scurvy if you’re living off of rice, bread, and milk.

If you grew up in the ‘90’s or ‘00’s, you didn’t learn how to balance a checkbook. I have no clue how to balance a checkbook. As for clothes, unless you plan on washing your uniform every night (for which you will need your own washer/dryer) you need more than one shirt and one pair of pants, especially when you’re…