I like how her mom was going to pick her up “in a little bit.” Like she just let her little kid hang out at the local gas station while she did...whatever she was doing. Crack, maybe?

Put up your dukes cuz Frosty Fries are delicious! :-)

*Full Disclosure: white lady here.

It breaks my heart to say this, but isn’t that why he appeals to people?

Dear Neo-Confederates,

I second the Danskin recommendation. I have a sports bra from that brand i bought at Walmart like 4 years ago. I use it 4-5 days a week, wash it a couple times a month (i know, don’t judge) and it's still like new.

That could be pretty dark. Geppetto’s kind of a weirdo.

I’m thinking it went something like this:

“Nope, all horror for me. I especially like the part when [insert most violent scene of the book]. I really connect with [violent character’s] rage.”

I get it at work too. I usually employ the single index finger, like my mom used to do when I was little and she was on the phone. If you’re going to act like a child, I’m going to treat you like a child!

Oh, MRA’s love to hit on crying girls. Part of the “pick-up artist’s” repertoire is that the lower her self-esteem, the better.

I disagree. I’ve been on the receiving end of this many times and a lot of men seem to really dislike it if you don’t acknowledge them. They know perfectly well that you don’t want to talk to them, but your lack of response is a blow to their ego, so they’ll continue badgering you until you give them some response.…

So she’s pulling an E.L. James?

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

14th Amendment. Read Roe v. Wade.

Personal gun ownership had only been a right for the last couple decades. There is a lot of debate about whether the 2nd amendment covers personal ownership or just ownership as part of membership of a “militia” - ie, the National Guard.

Abortion is a constitutional right. Sorry bout it.

Haha your comment confused me for a second until I remembered that, yes, wings are traditionally served with bleu cheese. But not out here on the west coast. Ranch. Everything is served with ranch. Wings? Ranch. Pizza? Ranch. Chicken fingers? Ranch. Fries? Ranch.

Those must be the cool churches. The church my family belonged to when I was growing up didn’t let anyone celebrate Halloween. I was a teenager when I went trick-or-treating for the first time.

True that. I have a hard time befriending other women. My BFF and I had a falling out a little over a decade now and I still think about her every. single. day. We were like platonic soulmates; no one has ever understood me like she did. I hope to have another friend like that again someday.