Same here - I know that people say you’re supposed to have your heaviest meal for lunch, but unless the American government institutes mandatory 2:00 naptime, it’s salad for lunch for me.

I’m the same way. Ranch for dipping fried foods in? Yes please. Ranch for putting on top of veggies? No thank you. But I’m not really a fan of salad dressing at all - I’ll usually just throw some fancy olives or capers on there and call it good.

Butter lettuce, yo. No bitterness there - it’s a little pricey, but try the “live” version they have at most grocery stores (at lease where I am). So good for salad (and everything).

This guy sounds like a class-A creep and I’d tell him straight-up that you’re not interested and that if he doesn’t leave you alone you’ll get a restraining order. Do it in public. Make a scene. Don’t talk to him on the phone - make sure everything is through text/email and documented. Sorry you’re going through this.

No? I would also not have a problem ending my own unwanted pregnancy, but I personally wouldn’t have a problem with the doctor taking said unwanted pregnancy to a pro-lifer’s house and saying, “Here you go! Have fun!”

Why don’t these “pro-life” people funnel money into researching how to grow fetuses in test tubes? Then it would solve all the problems. If a woman wanted an abortion they could just take the embryo/fetus out of her, stick it in a fake womb, and drop it off at the nearest anti-abortion nut’s house to incubate and…

“Hello? Electric company? Yes - I was wondering if I could not pay my bill this month? I stood up for myself. Maybe I could pay you in self-esteem?”

Eh. Idk. The previews ruined it for me. I saw three previews and l three contained the same female character and she didn’t have a single line in any of them; she just stood there and looked cute while Zac talked at her about EDM. You couldn’t even give the cute girl a line? Nothing? Not even a witty remark? I feel…

We watched a graphic documentary on female circumcision and the Professor was just kind of like, “Sorry, you have to watch it - this stuff is still going on.” I didn’t even know female circumcision existed before that class. But that’s the beauty of it - that’s what college is all about.

They’re going to have a very rough time in college. Just imagine when they have to be exposed to things like science and history.

You know what else has “graphic depictions of sexuality”?

I have never even considered cheating in the decade I’ve been with the hubs. But I think you’re on to something; I have met many people (mostly male) who are constantly starting relationships and cheating on their partners. Even getting married and cheating before the ink has dried. It’s odd to me. I don’t think…

They also keep forgetting that repentance means you come forward and ask for forgiveness because you’re truly sorry for your actions, not because you got caught.

The prep is the worst part. For the actual procedure, you’ll go to sleep and when you wake up it’s over.

Ha-ha. I was on bc for a year before my mom figured it out. She was pretty pissed (even thought I was over 18 at that point) but also pretty pleased with herself that she figured it out. I never had the heart to tell her it took her a year to do so.

Ooh OK. Yeah Justin is very pretty :-)

Is Justin the creepy guy with the hair who kept trying to get one of the girls to share a bed with him? That guy concerns me a little. I’m gunning for the one girl with the unique teeth or the girl who was homeless. Been a while since a Black woman won, hasn’t it? There are a few Black women on this season who could…

I don’t know what her mom does but her dad is Jeff Dunham - the puppet guy.

They last way longer if you store them in the fridge. I live in a place with very hot summers, and I’ve just developed the habit of keeping all my fruit in the fridge, because it goes bad really quickly here if I don’t.

I’m not really into Cheetos, but those little round store-name cheesy balls that come in the plastic barrels? I gotta stay far away from those.