In my head, he sounds like the principal Jay Pharaoh plays on SNL who always says "Attention teachers and students."

She's eccentric, but I always had a soft spot for her and Cannon's father making those posts makes me think that he and his father are both complete assholes. Shaming a woman for (1) enjoying sex and (2) gaining weight after conceiving, carrying, and birthing twins three years ago? Really? It sounds to me like Cannon…

I went to high school with a guy who thought that there was no separation between the vagina and the anus and that it was, essentially, just one big hole. Wish I was joking.

I always regarded it as some cosmic leveling of the playing field.

What you described sounds like period cramps to me. I've definitely been writhing and vomiting with cramps before - and it lasts several days, too. Actually, I recently had a coworker crying and vomiting in the office bathroom from cramps, and she pulled herself together and went back to work. We're a hell of a lot…

Not according to the Bible, he isn't.

Your insurance is part of your compensation package. By denying contraceptive coverage, which is the only thing a lot of young women even use their insurance for, the employers are essentially cutting those employees' pay. Besides the fact that contraception is preventative care and it's cheaper for the employee, the…

I'm pleasantly impressed by the administration's insistence on getting past these crazy people to make sure women have access to contraception. Nice job, Mr. President.

I remember taking those as an anorexic teen. They didn't make me sick (because I rarely had food in my stomach to begin with) but I constantly felt like I was going to pass out. I really wouldn't recommend them. I'm much happier now chubby and healthy than I was anorexic and feeling like shit all the time.

Yeah, because the first thing any single mom wants to do after a double shift is stand around for 2 hours while waiting for lentils to cook.

That's a really good point. I was very poor in college (under $1,000 a month in income, and I was supporting myself) and there was always this worry of "I need to eat all this food because I don't know if I'll get to eat again today." I didn't start losing weight until I moved into the middle class and knew that I…

So, where did you go to medical school?

Have you tried grapples? I love them!

You neglected fresh figs! So sweet, no sour or bitterness, no pesky pits!

Holy crap, I hope they develop artificial uteruses! Want babies, terrified of childbirth.

I always heard that it was not uncommon with professional ballerinas, but I don't know if it's true.

"Electric looooove..."

Oh, I'm totally gonna be a Linda mom someday!

Just another typical sexist, overweight, old white guy telling a woman she's worthless because he doesn't find her physically appealing.

I'm sure they frequent the same social circles. Corey and Chumlee are pretty active in the LV club scene. They've probably met before.