I’m just waiting for the flying flame unicorn with homing missiles.

Man, I wish Jon and Stephen were covering the news like they used to. Noah just doesn’t do it for me.

Accused?

I use it regularly when I’m single-player gaming. I don’t need my big cans for putzing around in No Man’s Sky.

Delightful. You’ve let them flip the script away from it being a class war first.

Cool story!

“I’m going out of my way to get this guy banned,” he said after getting killed in Fortnite.

we just gonna forget about dark souls 2 or...?

they missed the part about putting an end to this asinine battle royale trend

I can’t wait to see more of that TYT mic when she’s getting interviewed on TV in the future :)

No, 45, they’re not going to look into “the other side” because this investigation is not about “the other side”

you guys

and here i don’t even know what a cardi b or a fashion nova is

Motherfuckers never watched good eats

This is great, but it’s not Pittsburgh Rare.

Having been born in 1986, I refuse to accept the label Millennial. I don’t listen to their music, I don’t nut my pants every time I see an avocado, I am not a fucking millennial. 

Can we at least still make fun of the awful cacophonous racket they call music? Like, “If you like singers that vibrato like they’re a lead flutist that just learned how to vibrato (Florence & The Machine) , you might be a millennial!

it’s called a pound sign

That’s kind of a bummer. I have a couple of really nice “limited edition” strategy guides that came with special edition bundles, guess we won’t be seeing any more of those.