Respectfully, I’d ask you to go and try and fundamentally change how every language with gendered verbs work when addressing a group of mixed genders.

West should just distance himself. I hear Mars is nice this time of year.

Where is the “entitled millennial blogger with a stick entrenched firmly up their rectal orifice” costume? That illegal alien one is funny as fuck, y’all.

who cares the asshole’s dead anyway

Can’t wait to see Cheeto Benito tried as a war criminal.

So...is it cool to post about how we wanna hate fuck her through a lead wall now? Because...I’d grind that shit down to a fine powder.

Ia! Ia!

CRTV.

Yeah but look at all those JD Power awards Chevy has!

Delightful.

Come and save us from ourselves

It’s Tuesday, which means tomorrow is Blogger day.

Corporatist Former President Refuses to Acknowledge Black Stain That is Corporate Money in Politics; Water Remains a Leading Cause of Wetness.

Y’all will find reason to shit on anyone won’t you?

Don’t piss on my shoes in the bathroom and I don’t give a shit what you do with the rest of your life. Want to throw it away at the ritualistic altar of the capitalist blood god? That’s your malfunction.

People are getting sick and tired of being expected to be outraged all the time. Voter apathy is real and it’s directly related to the amount of outrage being passed around today. 

If gender is just a social construct, why do you care so much?

They say there’s a sucker born every minute.

Trump Administration Wants to Obliterate Transgender Civil Rights Protections

Nope. All I hear are club horns, police sirens, and gunshots.