watch yourself with that edge, kiddo.

($60 for a standalone box filled with 30 games)

zamasu save us

are your kids my dog?

Not to go totally off topic here, and not because you asked (you didn’t!), but have you tried sending them to bed hungry if they don’t want to eat what’s on offer?

I posit that there is an inverse correlation between the number of bumper stickers on a vehicle and the driver’s competency behind the wheel of said vehicle.

I’m gonna admit that I didn’t read this whole thing because I’m not sure I’m okay with anything past the part where you start to glorify and justify mob violence. Throwing trash is one thing, but you seem to be bordering awful close to thinking the police should have just let the crowd descend upon the nazi assholes…

Obviously we’re punching in as bloggers today, not journalists.

My wife is 13 years older than me. You want to write a hit piece about her being a creep?

I would say the appropriate time to bring this up would be sometime before Saturday, Nov. 30, 2013 

because fortnite is a bad game.

honestly how do you fuck up rice you’re a fucking millennial blogger don’t tell me your iphone can’t set a 15 fucking minute timer zamasu save us

VIDEO GAME CULTURE NEEDS TO CATER TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE, A WOMAN! STOP WHINING ABOUT ME ME ME YOU GROSS WHITE MEN, VIDEO GAME CULTURE NEEDS TO CATER TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE, A WOMAN!

wait is t here a youtube of this i have to see it it sounds depressingly hilarious

> whines that video games need to change to accommodate a specific group that they likely belong to

Don’t care. Entertain me, monkeys.

Hyperbole levels approaching critical mass

I mean, I’ve sunk a ton of hours into maligned games like Destiny 2, The Division, GR:W, etc so we may have wildly varying definitions of what an inferior product is.

No, I want the most qualified person who I don’t really give a shit if they’re white, black, brown, purple, cisgender, transgender, or otherwise.

I don’t give a shit why or if a dudebro got a job. I give a shit if I feel like my $60 was well spent.