two of the dumbest things in the world, combined.

That’s not a fucking bolognese sauce holy shit there’s literally 0 meat

Yeah, the queen can take my garlic with her when she jumps off the pier wearing a pair of cement boots, capice?

The Feds Need You to Stop Stepping Out of Moving Cars to Dance to Drake’s New Song

Pretty sure one of those is also mid 90's porn star Briana Banks.

Pack up and pick an exit, bub. There’s one conveniently located on each of our northern and southern borders.

And I suppose we should all be prostrating ourselves at the feet of EA for finally removing the crates from SWBF2?

If any game could have benefited from the early access model, it was/is No Man’s Sky.

Nope. Miss me with that shit, HelloGames. You lied, my wallet died.

why are we doing politics on twitter

Uhhh not for nothing but I’m pretty sure that all the blogs in this network were in full-on “SO BRAVE” mode towards this kind of behavior when reprehensible Goobygobblers were being doxxed and their employers given dossiers on how terrible of people they were

It’s strange, ya know, some days it feels like Huxley was right, other days it feels like Orwell was right.

clean campaign finance

NEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Morbid curiosity.

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> she’s in a totally different universe,” Rep. Ron DeSantis, who is currently running for governor of Florida

Next they’ll sell us off—altogether or piecemeal, as best suits their wallets and nothing else. It is, pretty much exactly, the Fuck you, pay me! sequence from Goodfellas, playing out in real time.

Robert Kelly is a great musician.

“Politicians: We believe in _________.*”