Yeah because God forbid someone whowas previously behind you gets to their destination faster than you. Lane splitting eases congestion on the highway, you should be thanking motorcyclists for doing this. Of course this guy is an asshat, but not because he was splitting.

Is it flaunting literary privilege to say that anyone going into a production of 1984 without some idea of what they’re going to see deserves what they get?

Here’s how Julius feels about it:

This has nothing to do with Julius (whom I love), but y’all requiring us to disable our ad blockers make this site so, so buggy and slow.

Also, what the fuck is a leader on a baseball team? “Hey fellas, try to hit the ball your next at bat” “Shit sparky, I was thinking of striking out, but your idea sounds way better!”

First- your question was ESL leaders. And second- Pujols wasn’t a leader on a championship team? Molina? Ortiz? Uribe? Cano?

I’m only sad that the elephant that killed him died.

Good.

That, and the pack of, “There’s no difference between parties, so it doesn’t matter who’s in charge,” dipshits.

Racist America fucked us on this one

Bear in mind, Kingdom Come was written by Mark Waid, who has an encyclopedic knowledge of DC Lore. If there’s one man who knows anything about Superman it’s him.

Since a lot of NYC teachers wore t-shirts to support the NYPD after the NYPD killed Eric Garner, I’ll be money that, if there was an inside informant, it was a teacher.

But my state (Florida) is surprisingly well-run and properly-funded. So what does our idiot GOP legislature and Gov Voldemort continually try to do? Undermine it by pushing new hires in the direction of a “personal investment account” 401k-style system. In the long run, if enough people choose that option, the pension…

Does the suicide trick work for library fines, too?

they have a creepy obsession with him. i think they have some kind of complex that he triggered that leaves them frothing at the mouth. Maybe something about a successful, exceedingly intelligent, handsome black man with his equally successful, exceedingly intelligent beautiful wife and lovely children? I dunno man.

the woman is apparently now seeking legal representation, saying that she and her family have been receiving threats because of the video.

Their new logo will be Clippy.

If I know Balmer, the Clippers will be more stable after a small update and a reboot.