While I am no big fan of cats, I am fascinated by the fact that, of all the domesticates, the cat is the only one humans haven't managed to change at all over millennia. Sure, you get different colors and different hair quality, werewolf cats and those poor things that look like Gollum, but basically a cat's a cat.…

I don't think there's anything complicated about the ethics at all - deliberately breeding an animal to satisfy some freak-watching desire despite the fact that those animals have severe health problems is highly unethical.

Oh my God, he totally looks the way I'd expect. I love the non-threatening/sensitive expression on his face. No wonder he's not interested in older women, I'm sure they see through his bullshit.

Yep, it's a neck. Amazing find there.

Most people at the beach are less clothed than a 42 year old lady in a summer dress, too!

Oh, thank God I've got a gym membership! I only keep it so that Tom Junod will do me the great honor of being willing to put his penis inside me, despite my being the advanced, nay, decrepit age of fifteen years younger than him.

tl:dr

"There is simply no one as unclothed as a forty-two-year-old woman in a summer dress"

I would argue that straight-up naked people are more unclothed than a 42-year-old woman in a summer dress.

::imagines a dude attempting to type by flopping his dick around::

He's a sweetheart. And people say "nice guys" finish last. Nice Guyz (TM) finish last. Actual nice men finish first as far as I'm concerned.

And yet, somehow I don't think that Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Garner, Mya Rudolph, Christina Applegate, Sofia Vagara, et. all are clamoring to find 56 year old Tom Junod all that fuckable.

IF

It would be amazing if actresses stopped granting interviews with these men's magazines. End of story.

LOL! 42 is fine but at 43 you're unfuckable again?

The article is about how a dangerous new genre of porn is threatening the health and safety of porn actresses. It is not advocating this act or saying it is a good thing, rather the exact opposite. Nor does he mock people who engage in it. He is pointing to the porn industry for this problem, defending porn actors.…

Bears engage in porn fan fiction writing?

Even cocaine-fueled double-forearm anal fisting during a Buffy marathon?