I think we could do a PPV for it and it’d make LOADS....

For me, it’s when I go full-on nerd while watching a movie at home and go to it’s wiki and read shit like “Weinstein was eager to work with ____ (insert actress) again and was willing to produce if they could agree to get ___ to sign on..” and wonder if shit happened to XYZ..

HEY! Same! I’m in Oxfordshire and yeah, we get shit alllllllllll the time about the US/Trump/everythaaaang. Americaning overseas is hard. I usually just let people assume I’m Canadian.

Can she even *speak*... I mean, I can name the amount of times I’ve seen her speak on one hand..

WORD. I lived in Belgium the last few years and recently relocated to England. We’re the laughing stock. It gets incredibly frustrating (and old) explaining that “No, most people don’t like Trump, a lot of those who voted for him now have remorse, and yes, I fucking hate him..” ad nauseum. What’s worse is that my son…

Sooooo..... “snake bite” is the excuse we’re using for 2018? Just want to double check...

As long as Xenu received credit for this shitastrophy then it’s all good....

Thank you for this. I guess my “mothering DNA” wasn’t there when I took my kids to Nurburgring.. walked them through the “museum” (not really a museum per se, but there’s some pretty awesome shit there..), then went around the ‘ring with them (only once; after that it was just me.. :D ). I have to say that I’m amused…

I’m just here for the awesome Dietrich discussions that will happen.... I hope.

I KNOW he’s married to Amal. I wasn’t sure if I wanted to say wife/Amal/babymomma, etc.; *shrug*

No no no... they came in for lunch while she was pregnant, but she had multiple (MUL-TI-PLE) glasses of wine. And was incredibly slim for a woman in her third trimester carrying twins.. I mean, I’m not saying she wasn’t, but.... I’ve had two kids AND I work in medicine. A glass of wine is okay every now and then, but…

YES! My thing is I’m just bored AF and nothing ever happens around here. The pub is basically the social epicenter of the area (unless you ride a horse, which... nah..) so you hear/see everything. Or I get messages from my friends who work behind the bar with “OMFG XYZ just walked in and I don’t know what to do..…

The Daily Fail.. oh hell no. Fuck them. That’s like calling up Faux news to discuss Malia Obama.

Girrrrrrlllll......... so I feel like I’m bragging when I tell these stories and shit but because I live in a small village in the “country house” belt of Oxfordshire (but just close enough to commute to London!) I have stories about celebs and the royals and errrrrythang else. People in these parts don’t expect an…

Right- so because I keep losing my burner acct password (bulllllshit!), I’ll prob stay in the grays for this comment BUT.....