It is, in fact, an E-turdy.

I think the driver of the Vanagon got out and was well enough to take these shots!

Based on their decision making skills, they themselves are the result of improperly secured loads.

The last car I leased was a 2016 Jetta sport. I took that thing canyon carving straight from the dealership and reved the piss out of it all day. Changed the original oil out a 11k too.

The ladies in the house.

Anyone not mashing the NP button, immediately give back your jalop card and take up classes on how to un-adult. Yall boring ass mofos.

40 grand....hmmm... you could get 2 of these

I’m pretty sure Tommy Callahan did the best explanation of cheap vs expensive brake pads ever

Who said anything about safe?  I would say this is about as safe as having a job at Deadspin and not writing about sports.

If you’re buying a car with T-tops in the PNW, I assume you already own your own scuba gear.

I had a buddy in college who dated a girl whose mother looked like Joe West. She used to come home after work, drink beer and fall asleep in front of the TV.

His next video:  “I apologize for everything I said in the previous video, I misspoke...”

I remember waiting for my mom at the bottom of a slide at Action Park, and when she hit the pool, her tits flew out.  So, my scars were only emotional.

I had an entire take on Bush that was about how our inability to continue to hate them meant we transferred that hate to Nickleback, then realized I was confusing Bush for Creed, and really, that’s as insulting as it can get.

I’m offering $3,500

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

I thought my oils were conditioning the leather. That’s why I always eat a pork chop while driving. 

Well not anymore, now that there’s a car on it

They are Train Rated