He’s a man of his word. But why did he vow to eat the nicest thing in his apartment?

“Rust was doing exactly what he was supposed to do in that situation. Glide around the ice with your head down, totally unprepared for contact.” - Penguins fan

“Watching this crybaby succeed makes me very upset.”

I have never watched hockey. Ever. I can’t explain why, really. I just never cared. But my kids were curious about the sport when we accidentally flipped to this last night. And between my valiant (and failed) attempts at explaining the rules and the frantic energy seen from the players, we were captivated by this…

The Total War series comes close to that. When an archer unit fires, they’ll miss if their target suddenly moves or changes direction, because the arrow’s firing angle and velocity is already decided the moment it’s fired. This can also lead to weird situations during siege battles, where the enemy is moving towards…

Its because Gawker has to make up for all the money they are going to lose when they have to pay out Hulk Hogan.

It’s extra insulting because they’re actually based in Vancouver, WA.

Vancouver Canadiens?

DayZ is the epitome of steam early access nonsense. I went back to it after not playing it for more than a year, and it felt even more broken and unplayable than the last time I played. It was on the top of the steam sales charts for quite a while, and yet they took all of that money and basically did nothing with it.

You know SJW is a derogatory term tho right? It’s like being accused of white knighting.

On the upside, maybe the kid will decide to dedicate his life to something actually meaningful. We need more archeologists like I need another mother and sibling to murder.

I hope the kid is right only because the experts were kinda... well, dicks in their response.

Boom, headshot. Next story.

I’m at a loss on this one. I can understand why the GOP senators may be miffed by this, but I fail to see how this would be in any way worthy of an inquiry from the senate.

As a corporation, can’t Facebook kind of do whatever it wants with news stories on its site? Fox news gets away with this every fucking minute.

As a Canadian who thinks that our anthem, and many others, are overtly-religious/sexist bullshit, and have no place at sporting events, I really couldn’t care less about Wade taking a couple shots during it. But don’t kid yourselves, all this calling Canadians sensitive over this is ridiculous, if Steve Nash had done…

In Battlefield 1942, all fighter planes are also troop transports because each wing have standing room for several soldiers.

Some of us like the sweet slow science, as opposed to shoving rockets up our asses and blinking across a map.

So what you’re saying Ellie is that not eating meat makes you crazy. I knew it!

The stories I could tell...