I'd say he's chosen well - there really is no winner here.

Imperial Glory. Like a watered-down Empire: Total War. I like it. I can't explain why.

I think the best thing they could do is change format/genre for season 2 - seriously. Turn it into a drama for season 2, and then full musical for a season 3 mini-series send off.

Not how this game works. I know.

Just slow down the game (easy to do if you know how) and go for 1000 seconds (which would be about 2 hours of actual play).

Defamation would be a civil matter. She can sue him.

It's as if playing boring football in the NFL is a sure-fire road to success. Perhaps stripping a down is in order?

Wow - lazier is a bag of doritos and pre-shredded jalapeno cheese with Wendy's chili thru the dri ugh too lazy to finis

Yes - because the rights of 600million people trump the rights of 2.1billion people every time.

4 concussions? You'll be dead by 65. Sorry.

That last part isn't true at all. What a joke.

“Then switch to a tab, and you’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that not all of your drinks show up on the bill.”

The picture you have of 'Maniac Mansion' is literally the place where I got stuck in the game.

OMG she's dying guise, like LITERALLY

Hot take: macklemore is actually good

That piercing explains everything.

Do you mean the old guy or the jackass on the bike?

What do you suggest it gets replaced with?

Number of Iraqi children killed - 5432