Hot take: macklemore is actually good

That piercing explains everything.

Do you mean the old guy or the jackass on the bike?

What do you suggest it gets replaced with?

Number of Iraqi children killed - 5432

So don't give it to all 300 million people. Give a portion to 300,000 people.

She touched Uranus in 2011.

Chromecast Audio a valid purchase for this deal?

Chromecast Audio a valid purchase for this deal?

Spotify is a Gawker-media sponsor. That won't be corrected any time soon.

What's the max time available with the extra batteries? Can you get it over 15 minutes of flight/recording?

What's the max time available with the extra batteries? Can you get it over 15 minutes of flight/recording?

... or the scientists in Fallout named a plant after a fictional plant from a video game...

Don't like making $2.63/hour? Get another job.

If you paid attention and served people in a timely manner, you wouldn't get whistled at, dog.

Then fucking WORK, don't pre-judge your customers because they flicked their hair in the wrong direction.

Look, bartender that didn't get a tip from us - suck it.

Bartenders expect to make $40,000 a year from tips because they can get laid at work. Assholes.

“If it’s really busy and we take 10 minutes to get to your drink order because we served the more attractive people first, remember to tip well (on the first drink, more than the cost of the drink) so we can take 15 minutes to serve you next time!”