You deserve the Nobel prize for Automotive innovation for finding a practical use for a VW service department.

I've purchased working microwaves that provided me with years of sustenance for the same amount of money that it costs to park an automobile in Washington, D.C., for one night.

Did someone say SUV Roadster?

Like a billion zippers being zipped and unzipped.

Like most statements that make sense, this does not apply to the 80s.

All of them.

the Datsun Go is not a McLaren F1.

A full tank of gas!?

Half-Life 3 CONFIRMED!

Knowing Acura he probably is referring to 2017 The Beak: Part II now with 50% more front wheel drive!

Nope, sorry... this one has that beat:

Lol! When I bought my 06 E60 M5 I was fortunate enough to have bought an NAC warranty for $4500. In the 3 years of owning the car they have paid out around $17,000 in repairs. I was lucky to have gotten the warranty, too. NAC stopped writing warranties on M's with the S85 V10 a few months after I bought it.

BRZs don't really speed anywhere.

Aah, the Brougham Age. After the Tweed Renaissance and before the LateVinyl Era. A wonderful age when majestic creatures such as these roamed the earth, and mankind rode in majesty and comfort.

They'll find you by the music you just made super loud

Wait, how is it that I didn't write this? JDMLOPNIK GOGOGOGO.

For someone who won't even allow shoes in their car, he sure does have a way of pulling into traffic. At about 0:45.

Are you new to Jalopnik? You must be, I'm Diesel, I commonly come up with humorous quips and jokes. In this case, that an awful movie had the best racing scene. Welcome to the club, I hope you enjoy your time. And, as always, don't forget to tip your waitresses and bartenders.

you know it's gonna be a good movie when there's spots for "hot teacher", "hot car washer", and "hot teacher". lol