Sophie’s OK now, but she needed two staples in her neck and had bites all down her side.

I hope your dog is okay!

I’ve been in Orange County for the last 8 months. I have learned not to say anything vaguely political at the dog park. And I would bet you a year’s salary that the unbelievable fucking bitch whose dog ripped a hole in my dog’s throat and who ran away as soon as she saw my dog was seriously injured is a HUGE Trump…

A normal president would not have been elected because he appealed to racists, xenophobes, and misogynists.

What is going on in the mind of this former Airbnb host? Like, seriously. Did she book an Asian person solely for the purposes of cancelling on her minutes before her arrival? Was she sadistically looking to inconvenience someone of colour? Did she only realize Suh was Asian minutes before her arrival? Did she try to…

They are so stupid. The whole wedding cake thing. You own a bakery, are you sure a lesbian never ate cake you made? There is going to be some real screaming when they realize their special school vouchers can also go to Jewish schools and Muslim schools and atheist schools. But the internet is funny. Put your room on…

...as Mitch McConnell interrupts and removes your speaking privileges...

“I would like to take this opportunity to loudly denounce racism in any form. This is the United States of America, a country built by immigrants, and we cherish and celebrate people of all ethnicities and creeds. Anybody who believes my presidency is an excuse for abhorrent behavior is mistaken.”

Yes, everyone is supposed to snicker and wink at Donald’s perverse behavior, like it’s “just how he is” and OK because he’s “different” than everyone else because he’s wealthy. So when he leers at girl scouts and makes wildly deviant remarks about his own daughter’s body it’s supposed to be “funny”, something “every”…

the takeaway here is to be the trump, the ailes or the o’reilley whenever possible - dont be the harpy who only exists to tear good men down and make money through spurious claims.

‘We were only told a behavior was bad once in a seminar,’ but Fox News said it was ‘just locker room talk’ over and over again.”

Do they use it as a teaching tool on how to sexually harass women?

I read an article earlier this week about a book authored by one of the Sandy Hook mothers. It drove home how impossible it is for anyone who hasn’t directly experienced something like that to even imagine that kind of pain. She talked about how it felt when the police brought her the clothing her daughter wore that…

we’re fucking doomed and I find it funny.

“The deranged, conspiratorial mindset that compels someone to declare a picture of dead infants a “deep state” hoax will clearly continue merrily on whether or not Trump parrots that particular delusion.”

It’s so curious that these conspiracy hunters find themselves - the one time there does seem to be a genuine conspiracy going on - on the wrong side of it and refuse to believe it.

I sometimes have the urge to say to them “Ridiculousness of your beliefs aside, you realize there’s really no human being capable of the extreme levels of subterfuge that would be required to carry out all your insane theories, right?”

It’s amazing that there hasn’t been any real effort to get Dilbert canceled, I’ll say that. Scott Adams is a trash human being and some days I’m genuinely ashamed to admit I ever enjoyed his comics.

The best thing about this collection of derelicts is that the more they voice their completely irrational opinions all over the media and social media, the more stupid and beyond ridiculous they sound. Keep it up, assholes.

“Shortly after “alt-right” poster-boy Steve Bannon reportedly called Jared Kushner a “cuck,” signaling an escalating battle in the White House between the “Bannonites” and the “globalists,” Donald Trump bucked his isolationist promises and launched a military strike against the Syrian government”