Wait she’s so unforgivably ugly that it’s a shock that they cast her in a movie, and yet you’re still finding fault with her for (possibly) getting plastic surgery? Someone should break a wine bottle on your dick.

Selena Gomez wish she could sing this song - she’s so blah to me. Demi scream sings a lot but I prefer her over Selena.

Demi! A willing and open partner is your body’s Burger King. So for the love of god, have it your way before you explode!

Ok my mind immediately jumped to wanting to bang someone that you really, really CAN’T- like a boss, or your best friend’s man, or something. Because she’s saying yeah, if I didn’t have to THINK about it, I’d totally jump your bones, but I CAN’T, and that SUCKS.

im die

A scientist? Gasp! That’s a man’s job. Report to the kitchen immediately.

Frankly I look fairly feminine regardless of what I’m wearing because I’m a female. So this crazy ass lady telling me to dress feminine doesn’t tell me much.

As much I hate to admit it. She has some points. Feminism has caused women to be unhappy because we’re actively ignoring some of the fundamental differences between men and women. Now before you beer guzzling, gas pumping, plant eating lesbians jump down my throat-hear me out!

I think that would look pretty badass! there is something pretty fun about using an 8 lb sledgehammer in a dress, though the kitten heals are a total no go Off trail (I’m a geologist).

You’re supposed to bat your eyelashes until the guys do your work for you.

Conway is already a fixture on Chris Matthews’ show on MSNBC. This is slightly scary to me, because she comes off as totally intelligent and reasonable until she calmly says something entirely insane, whereas Pierson always seems like she took too many caffeine pills or something.

“If women want to be taken seriously in the workforce, looking feminine is a good place to start.”

Her black, puss filled, petrified, Voldemort heart.

Oooh, this is going to be good. She and Katrina Peirson can go on CNN and have a competition to see who can say the most batshit thing they can think of!

Bless her heart.

That’s one of the ugliest fucking houses I’ve ever seen. Why do people with money consistently have horrible taste?

You need a place to sit if you really want to savor that orange julius.

It even appears to have a food court.

His first time on the show, he had a 25 year old model as his “girlfriend” and anyone with any sense could tell she was hired for the part. He introduced her, loudly, as “MY GIRLFRIEND” so that everyone could see that he was with the 6 foot model. And they looked like they had just met. These people are so gross, and…

It looks like a shopping mall built in 1987.