I mean... I once took a hamster to the vet when it looked like she was in distress, which it turns out she was. I shelled out about $150 to have her suffering relieved. I don't think that's too irrational, I think it was the kind thing to do for the poor little animal that was in my care.

Ooh, I want to hear Russell's hot take on Winter's Tale. "Sure, Colin Farrell, you can totally pull off playing a 21-year-old. But that 25-year-old actress playing opposite you, also pretending to be 21? She needs to act her age."

Exactly. And I wouldn't throw Meryl Streep's name around too much in arguments like his because Streep is the first one who will tell you that she is the exception to the rule. She's talked about this a billion times.

I believe it was Tina Fey who said: "Helen Mirren is not proof that there are parts for older women, Helen Mirren is proof that there are parts for Helen Mirren."

If you are trying to pretend that you're still the young buck when you're my age, it just doesn't work.

George W. Bush was roundly criticized for taking generous time at his ranch during his presidency

Agreed. Also, you lied! The part where the BF beats him up is not awful, he was defending his girlfriend.

LOL. People on reddit are already complaining that this isn't "justice porn," but vigilantes acting out of control.

The same people flinging shit about the missed notes would be flinging shit if she'd lip synced. They deserve to have millions of people following them around at work, berating them about every typo.

The Conservative media will never be happy. Obama could give everyone in America a puppy and they'd say it was an act of aggression because some people are allergic.

The Have I Mentioned That I'm A Vegan Yet? Cup

Where we differ, then, is that I don't think that a list of general safety tips for car rides can be viewed as only a list of ways to 'not get raped by our drivers, ladies'. And I think that distilling ANYthing into only the very worst thing that can possibly ever happen and responding as though it's the only thing…

Cleaning a diva cup in a nasty public toilet is worse.

So women should never ever use these sorts of services, or always travel with a man...

Shark Week Aquarium

It's a million times more convenient than cabs. I don't have to stand around on a street corner for 10 minutes, peering around for a taxi. I can put in exactly where I want to go and know exactly where the car is that's picking me up.

Now you know how Phyllis Schlafly makes us feel.

That line made me think of the 100,000 damn times I have argued on this site about how intentions don't matter if you consistently do the wrong thing. Your intention can only be pure once (if that); after that it's willful ignorance.