Well, it is a tired way of writing professional women (see The Mysteries of Laura, a dramedy about a female cop who keeps getting interrupted from investigating cases because she has to deal with her bratty kids) but I did like how Gunn talked about it. So far, one thing Gracepoint/Broadchurch does well is to tackle…

"Though I'm normally ugh on the topic of women and work-life balance..."

Everything.

I never asked you to wipe up my piss. I can wipe my own piss. Which is exactly what I suggested. *twirls*

Can't tell if serious or just really hostile. Wishing that kind of harm on someone for hovering over a toilet is just really fucking harsh.

Wow.

TRAPPED IN A GLASS CAGE OF EMOTION.

But unlike Bristol, you didn't write and publish a memoir.

Well, I never really had instruction, so that is quite possible. But then again my wording was more about parallelism and humor than accurately recreating my experience.

NEVER. If you know where your urethra is, you know where to aim it. Also, I love how no one ever just says wipe the god damn seat when you're done. Because that solves everyone's problems.

We don't pee on the floor.... if you can't hover without peeing on the floor thats not my problem.

I feel deeply saddened for the 1/3 of the takers who cannot poop outside the home. How stressful...

Dress skinny? Face it, fellow commuters: you're lucky if I dress clean.

"Shade is, I don't tell you you're ugly but I don't have to tell you because you know you're ugly. And that's shade."

So as the top dog on the Shade court, does that make you Ruth Shader Ginsburg?

Christy Mack is a fucking hero for being so open about her ordeal and her road to recovery. She is helping a lot of people with her willingness to share, and I hope she knows that.

So we're done with blow jobs now, right? Wrap it up, ladies, the bros have spoken.

Also, any guy who enjoys blowjobs and uses "dick-sucking" as an insult is a fucking hypocrite.

What's wrong with being a dick-sucking whore?

12 year old me (who totally loved crystals and that jazz but was still a good Catholic girl) would've been all over this.