Quick preemptive strike: 3 thinks about mental health and sex abuse which you should consider before commenting.

Shit! Go do this now. (Link is to a full-contact self-defense course.)

I love how you just dance around the fact that those white men aren't married to themselves.

You mean no one benefits more from Governments than cishetero white people right?

Pfft. I think you and the author of that high-faloootin librul rag need to learn the difference between boot straps and welfare.

You should write a book on the nature of crazy. Wait you just did.

Omg, I just figured out why this is so hilarious to me! It's like those videos of little kids who are throwing tantrums over silly shit and you're trying to discipline them but you can't because you're laughing at how genuinely upset they are that Princess Elsa won't come tuck them in or whatever.

Seriously. I'm not in love with our factory farming system by any means, but people who equate it with the oppression and genocide throughout human history and society are sick, stupid assholes.

Yo. Eating meat is just like SLAVERY dontcha know?

*sigh* I'm going to feel like a dick and am trying to stop myself from commenting... but are you assuming that they wouldn't be wearing vegan shoes? Because there is such thing as vegan shoes.

Also, I see this brought up when vegan people are wearing make up... I'm just going to toss out that there's such a thing as…

Her tears fuel my lifeblood. I will openly mocks idiots like this until my dying day. I'm sorry, but I'm going to save my righteous indignation for the millions of PEOPLE living with daily injustices. Fuck a chicken. Or don't cuz that's weird and probably illegal, and I don't know where you'd put your naughty bits.…

THE FACT THAT IT LEFT A WEIRD ORDOR AFTER

That scotch egg - without a breath of sarcasm - looks fucking amazing.

Oh this lie. Actually White women overwhelmingly vote republican.

This post is a lie. White women have no problem voting for GOP. If it wasn't for WW GOP wouldn't win as much seat as they do.

I loved when she used her paw to push that guy's hand away (at 20 seconds in). "MY pumpkin, damn you!"

Mark, I find it delightful that you run both the Squee! stories and the brain bleach-worthy sex stuff. The breadth of your authorial expertise is pretty impressive.

#notalldudes

Dear Single Men of (Insert Any City Here),

Rock first and country last. SO EDGY.