holy shit... alfred doesnt cut it for you?

that dock is killing me....

haha... wonderful.

how about (for guys) just because its disgusting to have hair bushing out from under your arms...

my hope is that your unemployed because someone at Pixar is now trying to find your email....

wow... its art. its beauty. its... its....

what do we think about Nokia's new DC-18 that gets released in June....

I feel bad for the poor clerical that had to put MOJO under A.K.A.

WNBA = non newsworthy

Barry-

the cowardly lion always fucks this line up...

wait, so.... the series is tied 2-2. whomever wins the next game will be up 3-2 ?

i mean... i have no clue what a pearl is, but the context is hilarious.

annnnnnnnnnd laughed

I WAS HIRED!!!!!!!

do you know… you got a guy taking a ____ with snow cones right there….

the funny thing about this is that I was at the game, passed on the snow cones but bought a fudgesicle.

you mean lindsay kildow? i hate this bitch for that reason alone.

+2 !

you should have a template and then adjust for every position you are applying for.