WNBA = non newsworthy

Barry-

the cowardly lion always fucks this line up...

wait, so.... the series is tied 2-2. whomever wins the next game will be up 3-2 ?

i mean... i have no clue what a pearl is, but the context is hilarious.

annnnnnnnnnd laughed

I WAS HIRED!!!!!!!

do you know… you got a guy taking a ____ with snow cones right there….

the funny thing about this is that I was at the game, passed on the snow cones but bought a fudgesicle.

you mean lindsay kildow? i hate this bitch for that reason alone.

+2 !

you should have a template and then adjust for every position you are applying for.

Layed-off employees rejoice.

if you arent the greatest parent in the world, why would i buy your parenting book....?

thanks for the h/t Tom

and i think it works out to about $.40 a bar. beats 2.69 for a Clifbar.

a full size brownie sheet pan? you can get probably 20-25 bars depending on the size you are going for.

oh... and oats.... OATS as well...

i guess im naive to think that this will shave 30 seconds off of my startup. ill give it a try and see what comes of it.

ive been doing this for a while now.