“The all-new Lincoln Motor Company. You got any weed? It’d be a lot cooler if you did.”

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG, except this is the wagon I really want....

This would make a great car for my step-son. He’s a senior in high school and think’s he needs something sporty (keeps finding 200K examples of an Infiniti G35 in his price range) not realizing a drop top like this would be much cooler to the ladies. Then again, the less luck he has with them, the longer I go…

In the next scene, they check the added lightness by seeing if it weighs more than a duck!

CART DRIVER: Bring out your dead!

Lotus says in its press release that the GT430 is a mere 2,773 pounds, hundreds of pounds lighter than the Evora 400.

As an almost millennial that is closing in on the big 4-0, I can say with confidence that Harley-Davidson bikes and the whole “culture” that surround it never did and will never be appealing to me.

Here’s a question:

I’d never trust my Tesla to ballet parking.

Congratulations, Mr. Spiegel, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Tesla which this lovely lady will deliver, without incident, as she is always on her toes.

I would totally rock a flying Lotus that has great safety features.

I approve of this comment, and would like to see more of its ilk.

the subjugation of our fellow man is, as we all know, a dick move.

Fantastic article. Two nitpicks...

I’m pretty sure you can find a manual in the glove-box.

Is this a poop joke? It should be a poop joke.

This pun makes me want to Saab.

And they could start building trains. Call it Coalstar.

Sometimes you have a really vivid dream, where you have something perfect in your possession. You wake up and feel confusion, sadness, and anger to find out it was all a dream, and that you have to go back to reality empty handed.

Today, you can wake up and see this, the most beautiful art piece of all time, a sexy ass…