Those poor tires. He finally got a hole in one.

don’t make it out to be worse than it is, andrew - those tires are only flat on the bottom.

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing where to drift to
When the rain set in

A hunk a hunk a burning love

Well, don’t rush all at once to help the poor guy.

“somehow doesn’t kill anybody”

Neutral: To level set, I think the disruptive paradigm shift in deliverables has really synergized senior management to rightsize their deployment of resources more holistically to mobility dynamic lifestyle adaptive millennial purple monkey dishwasher.

Another rich guy tax dodger with Montana plates. Typical.

There‘s a first-place tie for about 1000 rigs, all listed for $1.

Nah, the landlord is cool with tearing up the yard.

Bass? Dropped.

If only we could find a car we knew his son would think is cool, that’s also fast and has a reliable toyota engine. How will we ever dream up such a car.

Ford actually seems to be taking a pro-active approach to the current market correction. They’re reigning in their costs, and reducing production, to maintain steady dealer inventories. GM and FCA already seem to be over-producing and piling on excessive incentives to compensate. We know how that ended last time...

You must be a delight at parties.

Hint: do you wonder why people make excuses to end conversations with you at parties?

Question: Do you even like cars?

a kind of conceit which triggers an internal cerebral reaction of surprise and unexpected misdirection. Laughter is often an appropriate acknoweldgment of this event having taken place in the subject.

A great joke made even better with an explanation.

Tom,

I know folks have asked before, but is there anyway you could do a quick article letting us know what some of these guys bought? Even a quick ‘Summary Article’ with like 10 people in it would super fun I think. “Tim with the 20k/3 Dogs Bought a Miata because he hated two of the dogs” or “Bernice with the 9 kids…

Tom, I think your articles are the most interesting to me out of any on the site. Not because I’m buying a Maserati in the near future, but because I spend more time on Autotrader than I do wrenching or autocrossing. I relate more to your brand of auto enthusiasm than most others, as odd as that may sound.