That’s why I have an E60 M5, and a pair of Ducatis as backup.



Crap...

Yes. Full stop.

because a plate of spaghetti isn’t being investigated for sexual assault by the police.

Not replacing him is a good thing. There are still possibly too many hosts as it is.

Those who saw Evans expose himself said that it was no big deal.

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

One word... Aerodeck

I would say a 12 years old with boyfriend.

The 5 year old is worth at least $15k

Unfortunately for her, it being Texas she can expect the death penalty.

Don’t worry! It won’t be long that Lincoln will steal the design and base it on a Mustang...

It’s more fun to put them on your regular-ass car.

why does school have a capital S? Is it really a strip club where a dancer named Avalon works? Otherwise, it’d be pretty ratchet. Surprised her name isn’t Mercedes.

Or a turbo whistle, in actual whistle form, that he was required to manually blow the entire time.

Point of order: “Rulez” is misspelled.

I’m relevant! Not only has my family owned 4 Contours, but I had a 3.0-swapped SVT Contour.

It looks like a Fiat Multipla had angry sex with an early Honda Insight.

The Amish

Silly mayflies, it is June now,