According to Yahoo’s Jeff Passan, Sale—who could probably murder someone and get the okay from Sox fans and players—blew up at Williams in an intense meeting:

I don’t see the big deal about this, we do it with the trainers all the time.

Pat has his annoying moments, I’ll grant you that, but I still prefer the way that he calls games.

Watch out, Rovell will e-mail your boss/editor and make vague threats for questioning his greatness.

For the love of all that’s good and holy, why can’t we get a report from unnamed sources stating that Woody Paige is retiring?

There’s some talk in the pending’s about Lance’s take on this, but I’d be *really* curious to hear what he has to say/what he knows. Sure, it’d be like Canseco after his book came out, but what does he have to lose by torching others at this point?

You’re so clever.. You contemplated posting this ridiculously loose racial comment and then you did.. You are clearly an uneducated moron. How your comment came out the grey is beyond me. Obviously you are a white man. Go fuck yourself sir.

[Insert random ‘Why didn’t he just hit up his owner for the drugs?’ joke here]

I had seen that video of the A-6E taking the barricade on Ranger before. The LSO bringing him in? None other than the legend, John “Bug” Roach.

...and Heinz Field turf isn’t exactly known for it’s universal acclaim throughout the NFL.

9:22PM - The Ole Ball Coach announces his retirement.

“Wow, got out of New York just in time.”

The Fighting Suh

Selected list of shitty suburbs of Indianapolis, ranked:

“Finally, something groundbreaking involving concussions and the city of Pittsburgh that has nothing to do with me.”

Attaboy Brad, doing nothing to dissuade the longstanding stereotype of Polish drivers...

“What’s the big deal? It’s not like somebody died catching it. Wait, nobody died catching it, right?”

“Hell, we sent Astro’s to the moon 6 times already! [mutters] Allegedly...”

“If they can put fuckin’ seats on top of the fuckin’ monster in fuckin’ Boston than we outta put up a few fuckin’ screens in this fuckin’ ballpark so the 3000 fuckin’ real Chicago baseball fans can fuckin’ watch a team that’s gonna get, I hope, fuckin’ hotter than shit...and print it!”

I *knew* emailing Rovell’s college professor to complain would pay off!