“Hell, we sent Astro’s to the moon 6 times already! [mutters] Allegedly...”

“If they can put fuckin’ seats on top of the fuckin’ monster in fuckin’ Boston than we outta put up a few fuckin’ screens in this fuckin’ ballpark so the 3000 fuckin’ real Chicago baseball fans can fuckin’ watch a team that’s gonna get, I hope, fuckin’ hotter than shit...and print it!”

I *knew* emailing Rovell’s college professor to complain would pay off!

9 years too early, but man, the Steve Levy “Bulging Disc” faux pas would’ve been perfect for this situation...

“Fucking newbs.”

A 5 year construction project featuring bids and people paying to use the end product? Sounds like Blago's biggest wet-dream ever.

Grudenface.

...after overcoming the sick burn, Rovell publicly threatened the Cubs twitter account by mentioning a possible letter to their college professor.

As a Blackhawks fan who survived the Zhamnov years, I'm kinda pissed. As a beer-league goalie, I agree with the call. On the broadcast, Eddie-O brought up a good point, had the official on the ice called it a goal instead of waving it off, it probably would've stood as a good goal for the same reason: Not enough…

Future answer to a trivia question, name three of the most over-hyped Mormons:

Totally agree, B-1 flyovers are amazing. On the field in Charlotte, 2003, for The Citadel/VMI football game. B-1 flyover, pilot was a VMI grad, copilot a fellow Citadel alum. Not sure how low they ended up getting — flyby came during that national anthem, so all the Cadets were saluting the colors — but then again,…

"I had a totally different way of getting crabs, yours is way better."

"This stiff is too long."