“We have less money than our rival” is certainly a strange attempt at a burn. 

Okay, now write this same article about Sony releasing Horizon, God of War, Last of Us, and the many other exclusives.

You sure taking a joke a bit too personally. How much money have you sunk into this scam  game?

It’s fun to check in on a dumpster fire and see if it is still burning nearly a decade later.

That won’t stop Rivet from giving Ratchet his very first Rigidity

Riley is over hear trying to troll us all with pictures of Jonah Hill instead of Bobby Kotick. Can't fool us all Riley!

“...insert shocking and meaningful baseball metaphor here.”

It’s like hearing something interesting happened during a baseball game. Totally unexpected.

“A subscription to WoW? I don’t want any of that Carebear BS. I guess I’ll use it to play WoW Classic.”

Not ‘No cops spawning inside a locked room you just cleared’. Just ‘Fewer’.

I’m about to unwillingly put too much money into this, gdi.

Yeah... it would be a real shame if Star Citizen’s release were delayed by a week.

These employees are so entitled, expecting an indie studio like CIG to have the ability to treat staff humanely and not go out of business. It’s not like it’s made of mon... oh...

If there were so little reason for the Xbox to exist, there wouldn’t be millions of Xboxes in the world. People really need to let the “just build a gaming PC” take die, it just makes you look myopic. 

Sort of hard to sympathize with the Playstation fanboys crying over Fallout and Doom likely being kept off their platform after Spider-man and MLB games were so rudely denied to us Xbox mains.

Something “exclusive” to xbox AND PC is so much less annoying than something exclusive to only a console. 

Cause as the writer said in the article.
There’s a benefit of being able to move from one device to another.
Most people keep their PC at a desk and eventually at some point, most users will want to get up and maybe play on the couch for a while, or play in bed a bit before sleeping.
The Xbox environment lends itself…

Well if you’re not using it.... 

so i can sit on my comfortable couch and play on a 55" OLED screen?

Guess Scarlett Johansson wasn’t available.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.