Counter-point to both points: maybe e-sports are equally valid to physical sports and both are largely a waste of time. Have fun playing soccer with your friends, have fun playing Call of Duty in your house but making a huge Thing out of organized either sucks the joy out of it.

He had pink eye! Whereas Matt Lauer had his eye on pink.

...ewwww. that joke was bad.

OMG someone calmly and mildly criticized something in a game we better type up a whiny comment accusing the author of being more mad than he actually was

No. You don’t hit anybody unless they’ve instigated a physical confrontation. There are better, more mature ways to take the fucker down. Use your words.

Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

Agreed! It really sucks when someone likes something you don’t!

Track: All Around The World | Artist: Mura Masa ft. Desiigner | Album: Mura Masa

He’s a racist loudmouth. If I want that, I’ll watch Fox News.

In America, we use words like “grit” to describe players who are willing to get dirty and like “captain” for those who will do anything for their teammates.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

A lot of fast food places time the service. If your times go up on average, management can come down on the store, the managers, and the employees. No raises, staff cuts, etc.

Not to be mean but it’s just you. All fighting games are like that. It’s not like CoD where you play for a few hours and suddenly you’re just same about as everyone else in every situation, but for a fighting game you’ve got to learn about frame data, mixups, matchups, you could learn a single combo and feel happy…

Man, was hoping the pack would include Xul for HotS.

Somewhere, Nicole Kidman is reading this and cackling.

CLEAR WINNER OF E3. FUCK YES.

Why even bring up movies? What does that have to do with frame rates in a video game? 2 completely different things and it does nothing to strengthen the insane argument people have about low fps games.

The human eye can only see 30 panties per second.

Not with that attitude.

Just because you suck at them doesn’t mean other people don’t.

Why does it always have to be Peggle and JRPGs for you?

I’m gonna wait for the Xbox One X Two X Xbox.