shhhhh

Aren't you the one that makes these lists?

Also this, from Jordy’s Wikipedia page:

Oh, oh no. What if God is a Bears fan?

But He works in mysterious ways!! a.k.a. the most bullshit answer ever.

I don’t know, I think there’s a sort of divine justice in this happening to a grown man who goes by “Jordy”.

“I hated Jordy got hurt, but in my beliefs, and the way I believe, it was — God meant for Jordy to get hurt,” said Quin, a devoted Christian.

This post is bad and you should feel bad.

Pete Carroll: I was watching Lockett running with the ball, then suddenly had a vision of the last play of Superbowl 49. And then it hit me....

Plot twist: opportunistic kidnapper.

Props to the ONE guy smart enough to run the opposite direction the car is moving