Hi, you sound like a huge prick right now. I don’t think anyone said that this is exactly the same thing as anorexia, bulimia (or whatever you think a woman’s eating disorder is) or that this man faces the same expectations and pressures a woman does.

How Peter King and a thousand hot-takers across the nation read this:

Not many people are aware, but Adrian Peterson is a known child abuser. Seems like that could taint a lot of people’s opinions on him.

Travolta and Douglas come to mind as seeming family men who’d be considered a list and have had rumors swirl about their conduct.

I like your bold anti-child beating stance.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I think so. I can’t imagine a situation in which we’d decide that an exclusive Xbox preview is more valuable to readers than the story of Microsoft sending out an Xbox prototype to a random customer.

A huge man abusing a little guy at Penn State, where have i heard this story before?

I recognize that “Chris Paul stinks” has all the contours of a lousy opinion (COUNT THE RINGZZZZ!!), but I can’t make myself stop believing it. The personal numbers say he’s an all-time great point guard, but what other all-time great point guard has participated in so little team success? Iverson and Kidd both…

I believe Shaq could have been the undisputed GOAT, playing 40 pounds lighter and with incredible finesse, if refs had whistled every foul committed against him and every foul he committed.

There are zero athletes from >30 years ago who would be able to cut it in the pros today.

• Athletes with facial hair are less effective than they would be if they were hairless.
  

I wish eevees were as common around me as people say they are around them

I don't think numbers are your strong suit.

Wow, you must love basketball.

I’ve had some shitty managers over the years, including one who told a man who took the day off to take care of his sick daughter that he was selfish for letting down the (work) team, but this still sounds fake to me. The employee couldn’t possibly be more sympathetic, and the manager couldn’t be more comically evil…

Yeah? Then why am I masturbating and trying to get the layering right in photoshop, smartass?

and what the fuck is the white guy wearing in that space jam pic? low top all-stars, black striped socks and a swim suit that is hugging his nuts oh so sweetly?

A couple other tips:

So I’m not sure I understand what the problem was with you calling that shot a two. Why were both teams mad at you for watching the toes and making the call? Isn’t that what you are supposed to do? How the hell is anyone supposed to know what is a two and a three if no one is “toe watching” as you call it. I take…