Edit: Hey Glenn, I meant this response for zimway2k.

I’m wearing my second Pebble right now— I had one of the originals, and Kickstarted the Time Steel. I turned off the volume on my phone the day I got my watch, and have never turned it back on. I wouldn’t recognize my own ringtone if I heard it. That, alone, is worth the cost of the watch.

UX/UI design should be like a joke, if you have to explain it, it just isn't any good at that point.

Why would a car driving on the sidewalk bother pedestrians? It's dangerous and completely unnecessary.

Wait until you see what happens when this dickhead cop meets this runner with an overinflated sense of privilege!

Reminds me of the time that Donald Sterling tried to change the name of the Clippers to the “Houseboys”.

What am I supposed to tell my Kerry Rhodesian now? (this good Kinja shit is waaaay harder than I thought it would be)

Agree. His mom has probably forgotten more about basketball than we’ll ever know.

Way to go, Tyler. A white male in this country finally gets a break due to his family connections rather than talent or experience, and he goes out and fucks it up almost immediately. This is why we never get anywhere.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

These numbers (numpers?) are meaningless without calculating them as a portion of their market share. Lamborghini would sail to the top of the list, Chevrolet + Toyota would plummet, and Mazda would be...notably higher. Damn.

My ex had never been to a baseball game and wasn’t really into it, but I love baseball, so I was like “let’s go to a game! you’ll love it! It’s not boring or stupid!”

Im not even talking about motion sickness. Im just not interested in such a limited storytelling device.

I appreciate them trying to do something new, and wish them luck.

Worse than the “wait until your phone is out to talk” is the “wait until you are almost asleep to bring up major decisions” move. If I am in a bed with my eyes closed, it is not the time to discuss mortgages, career changes, children, etc. Are you an insane person?

To me, it feels like conventional phones plateaued when the 1080p screens started rolling out. That said, I bought a gear vr this last weekend and all I can say is that for that application, there is still a need for “MORE”, MORE pixels, MORE screen refresh rate, MORE processing, MORE cooling, MORE bandwidth/data, and…

I had hookworms as a kid. Tiny, white, wiggly worms that live in your butthole. I saw one sticking out of my poop one day and told my mom, who thought I was just being paranoid and told me to ignore it. Flash forward a few weeks later and it feels like my ass is full of broken glass. I go to take a dump, thinking it…

Those are not regular socks, they’re athletic socks. Unless you’re under 18, “dress socks” are regular socks.

The miracle of life is a beautiful thing. The act of giving birth is fucking disgusting.

Idealized in personality/intelligence/wittiness, not in appearance.