If Canadians get to jizz everywhere whenever they win in hockey, I’m going to revel in our basketball gold, thank you. I know that the talent difference is worse in basketball than hockey, but I don’t care. Just be thankful we don’t have football in the Olympics.

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

I have a 5s and due for an upgrade. I’m leaning towards the Galaxy S7 due to the expandable memory (micro sd up to 200gb). Plus iTunes pisses me off. I’m not loyal to one brand and also love the charging pad that Samsung offers.

Re: male gynos:

If you have the right tools and patience.

Yes and also, it was the smoking lady who said “we’re all Negan,” not Alicia Witt. And the zombies were in a hallway, not the killing floor. And the guy’s name was Primo, not Pablo or Paulo. You’d think someone who reviews shows for a living would take some notes.

Wait...then there’s this:

I wouldn't think Gossage knows how to email.

You know what?

+ 1 you crazy diamond.

The best part is where you start with, “are you an imbecile?”

I actually learned something quite useful from this letter, and I think some of you would agree:

How come every time I take a seat at a hotel bar, no matter where it is, I end up seated next to this guy?

I’m sure there are plenty of drug addicts who would be really happy if they could just have constant access to their addiction, family support and societal tolerance. Doesn’t make it healthy.

I can’t believe that, in 2016, any parent would endanger their child by exposing them to the kind of bullying that will inevitably come from wearing a fedora in public. You’re too old to wear a fedora. The world knows it. Your son’s classmates know it.

Only an asshole would complain about shortcuts and say U instead of YOU.

Straight Up.

Usually that person is shitfaced and saying other stupid stuff to other people. They’re beyond the point of listening to or remembering sound advice.

Don’t be the “Why aren’t you drinking?” guy at the bar who won’t let it go. There’s always one and he’s an asshole. Sample quotes:

Man, he knows this year ain’t gonna pan out. He knows that. Plus, he’s on the wrong side of 30, and who knows when the mileage on his legs is gonna catch up to him. He’s worried that it’s all over but the Kobe-ing.

Jesus H. Cristol! Harumph complain harumph complain! I hate it! It looks dumb! I’m disappointed!

Way to appeal to the lowest common denominator. Doing one’s due diligence on a business deal would be doing online research to find the owner, calling him on the phone and setting up a meeting, not showing up unannounced and trying to get two females to let five males inside a shuttered business.

But that obviously…