Luckily enough the Trump immigration policy makes allowances for white lingerie models.

Maeve goading a client into killing her so she can get back downstairs is deeply and profoundly fucked it. And it means she knows she’s functionally immortal upstairs. If she gets killed, she just comes back after some quality time with Felix.

it just means no more skinny jeans in the future, invest in jnco now and get rich

Uh, they have showed it many times, it unfolds into a control device for the hosts and other park tasks, I guess it happens to be a mobile phone too.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

Yep. First thing I thought about when I saw the headline. I’m surprised it wasn’t mentioned in the article.

I’ll remember how he spent tens of thousands of dollars of his own money every year to buy toys for Houston kids in the foster care system, because that’s the kind of man he is. And I’ll also remember that his greatness shouldn’t be overshadowed by the shittiness of the teams he played on.

Cam: “Hey, can you please start enforcing the rules you’ve created?”

What’s the sport coming to when a man can’t feel safe playing football?

I think the only acceptable jerseys for Eagles fans are Randall Cunningham, Andre Waters, Marky Mark, or batteries. I also offer advice to any other NFL fans on the best jersey choices for their favorite teams.

My coworkers and I were thinking the same. After we finished the season, we discussed how it should progress a la American Horror Story. I love Eleven so I’m glad she’ll be back, but also alittle bummed that the season will continue on. I like open ended endings sometimes and Stranger Things was one of those times.

Also, there doesn’t seem to be a way to delete photos from your phone without deleting them from everywhere. What if I just want to free up some space locally??

I thought the show was amazing and 11 was phenomenal... but I’m still wishing the show was an anthology set in the same universe moving forward. Like OK, some weird shit went down with some people in Indiana in the 80s. Maybe some weird shit was happening in New Jersey or New York with the weird creatures sighted in…

I mean, not gonna lie, the average atheist probably doesn’t give a flying quarterfuck about religious beliefs because they think it’s all Narnia fairy tales. Meanwhile they do tend to care about science because they believe that great scientific works are the road to the only heaven we will ever inherit - the one we…

I agree. My explanation for Lawrence would include the notion that there may be multiples of certain hosts...since the park presumably runs 24X7 with guests running all over with similar story lines.

Actually, proponents of the Two Timeline Theory are starting to annoy me.

Umm, everyone knows this is the U.S. variant of the much deadlier Cobra Rattler.

So great.

“There’s a lot of Halloween candy kids won’t eat. That’s why my friends down at the abandoned mill like to call the holiday “Good ‘N Plenty Christmas.” You can dig up a thousand uneaten Good ‘N Plentys at the town dump, no problem. And they don’t taste too bad once you get used to it. People now are too fussy. If you…