Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.

Based on my experience with the Dutch reach, you have to pay extra for the eye contact when it’s being performed.

I’ll be honest. I thought the “Dutch Reach” was going to be...something else. But this is good too!

Motherfucker, the whole reason I HAVE a phone is so I don’t have to talk out loud.

It’s idiots like Jeff Fisher—who kicked a goddamn field goal on fourth and short with less than six minutes to play when the Rams were down a touchdown—who should be the odd ducks. “Meet the exotic idiot who punts from inside the 40!”

With readily available overhead room, some crazy asshole will choose to turn his lap into a cargo bin. Why would you do that?

I’m confused though. Didn’t they tell us in the Prequels that Gseonosians designed and were gonna build the DS? Clue me in?

“I always have a problem liking things that I’m told I should like. This has been the problem with most of the Wonders I have seen so far. The fact that this one is called the ‘Great’ Wall of China annoys me. I’ll decide if it’s great or not. It might end up being the ‘All Right Wall of China’ to me.

It’s his prerogative. Or something .....

Look at the bright side, at least the high winds didn’t get anyone from Notre Dame killed this time.

Some facts for those that are unaware of kitesurfing stuff:

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

If Noah doesn’t want to support an organization that ruins young men’s lives then he shouldn’t have signed with the Knicks.

Fuel is cheap, mass to orbit isn’t. And taking 1 kilo to orbit once and using it over and over is cheaper than taking it back and forth to orbit. Any mass you can leave up and resuse, like a cycling hab module, will reduce the cost of the system significantly versus keeping it all on one surface-to-surface machine.

But then we’ll need to build a space wall to keep those dang immigrants from taking our SPACE JOBS.

That’s interesting, like the Hab modules could be in one of those permanent figure-8 orbits between Earth and Mars?

No problem: supplies are brought up on the Smaller ship, and let’s say there’s maintenance crews to go and clean/fix stuff after every mission. Crews of 6 or so, launched in Dragon capsules to Garage orbit, for a week or two-long janitorial mission. It CREATES JOBS. In SPACE.

Had to quickly comment on the lamp switch thing and you’re way off. I’ve got a lamp in my living room that is a touch activated lamp. All you have to do is tap a metal part of the lamp to turn it off/on. So awesome.

I dunno about that, I’ve tasted Jesus’s blood and it has way more sugar than Cutler’s.