They have already switched back to Detroit Water and Sewer which pulls from Lake Huron.

A disheveled woman in slippers, jeans, and a winter fair isle sweater, JANE, reads these descriptions and despairs. She glances around her home, trudges to the stand of bottles by the window, and, with stunning elegance, opens and swigs from the illegal Cuban rum in one fell swoop. She ponders life in American society…

This makes sense, since women tend to work both longer and harder than men.

I guess y’all never heard of Flemish Giants? Well, here you go.

Unless she is unborn cells...

Yeah this is a three-part disaster: socially conditioned male entitlement, no real system for adequately treating our mentally ill citizens, and far too lax gun laws.

Will this never cease to be the truth??

A former girlfriend told the Wisconsin State Journal that O’Kroley had tried to commit suicide in 2014, and that he has been seriously mentally ill for the past decade.

I feel like he didn’t pay so much attention to the major themes of the story though?

I’m really standing by my human Gollum comment. I’ve never heard of a more unlikable man. That shouldn’t matter but it doesn’t sound like he’s even a nice guy. Calling a girl’s mother a whore and making her cry. My god.

Not to be a huge downer (which means I’m about to be a downer) but I’m glad they don’t mention what the rumor was.

That look says, “What hath my loins wrought upon the Earth? Forgive me..."

I was thinking the fact that he had sex in undergrad was the outrageous sex rumor.

He is neither intelligent nor an intellectual. He is the polar opposite of intellectual.

I have no words. Which is unusual for me...

Panton told Jezebel in an emailed statement. “Ted and I had many mutual friends who would usually stop by to watch movies, play video games, or even engage in long, fun discussions about politics, philosophy, and life.”

This was DELICIOUS to read, Ellie. Kudos.

The movie that gif is from, Meet the Millers, was different for her and she was pretty funny. She played a stripper helping her neighbor smuggle drugs in from Mexico...it’s one of those raunchy comedies and it was pretty good, if you’re into that stuff.