I figured you'd be here...

What they didn't know was that the Cadillac Eldorado has a steel plate under the drivers seat...

Is everyone coming back?

Hahahahaha

Connecticut was fine until we had a bunch of New Yorkers who had never driven in their lives move in.

I like what you said.

I thought it was Frizz-head...

Hilarious.

I used to get every car magazine out there. And then I discovered Jalopnik. I don't think I've renewed a subscription or bought a magazine since.

Didn't even see the defensive back description. You are correct sir.

And most women complain if you want to park in the back of the store.

Someone please make a Craigslist ad.

It's still an awesome picture.

Reading these comments and seeing the general disgust that exists in them makes me think that it might be time for a change. The whole country should go on strike. Everyone.

Oh yeah. Here in Connecticut, two kids will run you about $600 a week. Easy.

@ChiefPontiaxe: It was on my wall.

Bridgeport. He lives off of upper Main St. I've seen it parked in front of a house not too far from the Trumbull Mall.

There's a guy here in CT with his donk decorated like a box of Oreo cookies.

I feel sorry for you Brits. First, you have to deal with the wealthiest welfare family in the world, and second, you haven't seen J. Lo's ass.

The new layout is alright. At first I liked it, but thought it would take some getting used to.