To Everyone At Gizmodo,

@TheAntiCat: All I got out of that was "Ray fucks cars."

@TheAntiCat: I'll patiently await the results.

@TheAntiCat: Maybe we can photoshop Rachel's ass onto Giada's body.

@burglar: I don't care. I want it back.

@TimTim: It's in HD now.

@Paradise: Neither one wants your job. They're both happy collecting unemployment for the next 30 months.

@SprinklesTDD: This made me laugh so hard.

@horseflesh: My dogs.

Haha.

I watch the feds take 15 years to rebuild a section of highway. New Jersey blows hundreds of millions on a tunnel they decided to abandon. Congressmen throw pork in every bill.

Stripper poles and Four Loko, and yet you managed to forget the obligatory custom license plate, "Fuck Truck."

Nice. It looks like a box of Tide.

I'm really angry that the Jalopnik Fantasy Garage and the voting and vetting process has been taken away.

I have two dogs.

@Tossed Pissed Mazda3hatch sideways: @TheAntiCat

@Tossed Pissed Mazda3hatch sideways: Alright. First you have to make a bechamel sauce (Ingredients

@They call me MISTER Scroggs!: You do. Throw in a bit of reggiano parmigiano and it's like a C63

M-E-T-H-O-D Man

@Cheeseslap spanks his ACR for being good: It was a fluke.