@arozzi: Wow, that's what my father told me when I started dating.

@Vovchandr: Awesome.

After the foreword by Jeremy Clarkson, I can imagine the Stig's opening line...

@Psiu! Puxa!: Your 244 is the coolest car I have ever seen!: Definitely not.

@ret3: The first time I saw that picture I almost cried. It's so disgusting it's unreal. Whoever created it is real warped.

@Cheeseslap is bombing a dumphole: I almost passed on a car for $500 and I was getting an unreal deal. Sometimes my expectations of what I should pay are totally unrealistic.

Agreed.

That headlight reminds me of that gross larva-nipple picture.

@Brian: Cogito Ergo ZOOM!: Now I hate the whole list because I don't know which car edged out the Lincoln.

My car is the same as yours- it gets me from point A to point B.

@wild7s: He needs a tailor too.

@Cheeseslap is bombing a dumphole: Such an epic car.

@luisthebeast: Twice I passed on buying one. And both times I was squabbling over less than 2 grand. Now I regret it, but such is life.

What?

It looks like someone kept the barber away from your hair.

@cobrajoe: What is this?

When I saw the upgraded interior, my inner Black Rob came out-

Chazz Michael Michaels IS figure skating.

@WolfCobra13: Exactly. Thank you.

@pauljones: As always, the inimitable Pauljones. Applause.