@OA 5599: I was wondering what that comment was about.

Miguel: So, what are you doing? Are you still practicing your driving skills?

He's not too good at it though.

@SagarikaLumos: Yeah, I don't have Starrett calipers. I just use my pointer finger and my thumb and say about this much.

That's this close (holding pointer and thumb about 1/32 of an inch apart) to being too awesome.

@djsmiley2k: The vacuum solves that.

It's not the boots. It's those stupid stickers they put on the windows.

@Doug Higgs: Boot'em.

@Crash Bandihoon: Work. I can't come by as frequently.

Is changing his name to:

@Crash Bandihoon: Gaelic.

@Aaron Luptak: "CUNT"

@bacon117 - Escort Owner, Lover: Can we stop doing push-ups now?

@Brian: Cogito Ergo ZOOM!: Awesome!

@FriscoFairlane: Eh, you're probably right.

Good job Jackie!

@FormallyCasual: N no foosball eeder.

I suppose there could be worse things than being "DUI Mom." You could be Lindsay Lohan's mom.

Beats Connecticut.

@Elhigh: He's not the sharpest towel in the chemistry kit?