Now now. If you go getting rid of activities that even fat, lazy, slobs can ridicule, then you’ll have to replace it with something like a sense of purpose and self worth.

OK a couple of things. Personally I don`t give a fuck about how powerful my console is. It plays the games and does it without me having to do any fiddlin`. I am not going to buy a new console every two years just so I can still have a subpar experience as compared to the PC. Consoles sell because you can buy them and…

While i cannot deny that I can be quite the pedant, my comment in this case was merely a long-winded way of whinging about the prevalence of clickbait headlines on Gawker sites.

The thing is, it was nerfed. It used to be even faster to lock on in beta.

Brazil sure knows how to make the Russians look like experienced professionals when it comes to running the Olympics.

“Juma was taken to a zoo that’s part of a military base”
Seems legit.

To be fair, the jaguar was threatening to go public with evidence of corruption involving more than half of Brazil's cabinet ministers.

Just wait until the soccer team doesn’t win the gold medal and they start doing this with their own athletes.

Maybe the corporate overlords of our impending meathook dystopian future will slip it into our food so we can slave off longer in their sweatshops.

“For example, does this mean thin is good or is this reinforcing body stereotypes that exist among FF characters?” Oh fuck off Kotaku

I’m wondering if playing extreme devil’s advocate in hard mode here is a good idea... but there’s always the possibility that there’s a psychological statistic that supports it? I’d think that there are plenty of statistics that show how we as genders for the most part think differently from each other more often than…

I remember late 80s early 90s when the water district would give out low flow shower heads for free. They still have programs like that. Last summer I received two new toilets for free and the condo board discussed changing out the grass in front via another government program.

Until the rocket it’s riding blows up, as rockets are known to do from time to time, and then the radiation is thrown over a few thousand square miles.

Why can’t governments put any damn effort into important issues. These issues should be collectively figured out and a resolution put into effect immediately. This as well as the coral reef bleaching, and deforestation and the complete lack of immediate and effective remedies are going to cause even more blatant…

Then, there’s the fact that Nintendo of Korea never released the Wii U, instead relying on the Wii and the 3DS. That might sound fine, but both consoles were region locked. All this combined could make Nintendo of Korea an expensive proposition.

I know. Butt-centric related issues really chap my ass.

Because who doesn’t love mini basketball hoops?

Because who doesn’t love mini basketball hoops?

I abhor touchscreen buttons. I really hope they don’t expect us to use those.